Anoche soñé contigo.

That we were together , finally together.

I didn’t want to wake up.

mabylc:

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

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dragginage:

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

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I don’t think I’m ready for this.

I only wanted to marry you, and if I do go along with this, I swear I’m just playing along .

Always making everyone else happy, except myself.

jigglypuffsvevo:

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

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angrysuggestion:

i’m scared that i’ll never be anything special

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